Monday , May 23 2022

Transfer Deadline! Arsenal Signs World Class, Box-to-Box Midfielder from Bundesliga for £100 Million? (See Photos)

In order to beat the transfer deadline and also impress already disappointed club fans, English Premier League giants, Arsenal Football club may have spent a whopping £100 Million to sign a ‘deadly’ world class box-to-box midfielder from the Bundesliga. This signing comes as a surprise to fans of the club world wide who never knew that coach Arsene Wenger could spend such a huge sum of money on one player. Though the player has been unveiled, the club has decided not to release his name to the public so as to prevent big clubs from coming after him.

The player has also granted interview to the press. Read excerpts of the interview below:

 

Press Interview with World Class Midfielder

“I wan go PSG. I no know wetin carry me come here sef. Na PSG I for like go because e get combination wey I wan play with Neymar for there. But e get as Wenger take beg me so I come talk say make I come here help them small dey hold midfield for them. But I don tell coach say I go still go PSG o! No be when I wan comot now the man go begin quarrel me like Sanchez. For now I dey here. Make una no worry, na now una go see football.”

 

(NB: Sorry we were supposed to post this as sport, not news because its a game).

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About Chinenye Nwabueze

Nwabueze is a communication researcher with several years of lecturing experience in Nigerian universities.

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19 comments

  1. Uzor Cecilia Ifunanya

    Hahahahahahaha, Arsenal don suffer

  2. Congratulations to arsenal FC. I think they are ready to make history with this best player ..

  3. Odishika, Emmanuel Chukuka

    Invaluable comic relief. Well done!

  4. Lol. Arsenal you guyz should get ready to go abck to relegation. With this kind of man in the midfield… hmmm na die

  5. Nwabueze Chijioke

    Hahakikiki laughing in swahili.Weldone

  6. With this mumu midfielder the club has bought its ticket for relegation this season

  7. Hahaha… Arsenal oo

  8. lolzzz… paul collins come n see ur striker oooh!!! #assnal😃😃😃😃

  9. lolz….am an arsenal fan Ok
    hmmmmm….we go break record be dat naa….can’t stop laughing

  10. Casmir Obiakor ONWA

    Nsogbu dikwa nuoooo. Hiahiahia…nkotomkor.

  11. Wahala deyoooo..see wenger

  12. Chineze Kate ozobia

    Wow time to turn dreams to reality arsenal 😳

  13. Lol…. Chai

  14. Wtf!!!! very dry!!! who is d dumbass that posted this shit

  15. Wonderful

  16. Rosemary obijiofor

    Lol

  17. Rosemary obijiofor

    Dis is so funny 😀😀

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