In order to beat the transfer deadline and also impress already disappointed club fans, English Premier League giants, Arsenal Football club may have spent a whopping £100 Million to sign a ‘deadly’ world class box-to-box midfielder from the Bundesliga. This signing comes as a surprise to fans of the club world wide who never knew that coach Arsene Wenger could spend such a huge sum of money on one player. Though the player has been unveiled, the club has decided not to release his name to the public so as to prevent big clubs from coming after him.
The player has also granted interview to the press. Read excerpts of the interview below:
Press Interview with World Class Midfielder
“I wan go PSG. I no know wetin carry me come here sef. Na PSG I for like go because e get combination wey I wan play with Neymar for there. But e get as Wenger take beg me so I come talk say make I come here help them small dey hold midfield for them. But I don tell coach say I go still go PSG o! No be when I wan comot now the man go begin quarrel me like Sanchez. For now I dey here. Make una no worry, na now una go see football.”
(NB: Sorry we were supposed to post this as sport, not news because its a game).