See What Rochas Has Caused! Lady Declares Herself Commissioner Of Slayqueens And Sexiness, Shares Sexy Portraits

Governor Rochas Okorocha’s appointment of his sister as COmmissioner for Happiness has opened up a new vista of weird appointment by Nigerians.
Nigerian model and upcoming artiste, Princess Nnochiri, simply known as Ms. Papa9ja, has declared herself as the Commissioner of Slayqueens and Sexiness.

Sharing her sexy portraits on Facebook, she wrote:

‘Announcement! Announcement!! Announcement!!!
This is to inform the general public that I Ms. Papa9ja has bestowed upon my self the office of the commissioner of slayqueens and sexiness.’

‘All the slay queens and my sexy mamas should be free to come to us for the following issue; -The latest fashion trend-free sharwama and pizza – free makeup products -Free skin products -99%discount on all hair needs -80%discount on iPhone8.’

‘We also assist with the following; -fighting the boo that has a boo – assist you with your choice of baby daddy and make sure the nigga is up to the task. -collecting your clothes,shoes and even money from “borrow borrow”and “beggi beggi”.
And so on and so forth.’

‘My administration will ensure that we all slay and stay sexy till thy kingdom com …I cannor cum and kii ma self’

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Chinenye Nwabueze

Nwabueze is a communication researcher with several years of lecturing experience in Nigerian universities.

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  1. Nigerian’s are very funny, very soon I will declare one for my self.

  2. Plz Nigerians, this is not funny at all people should that madness…

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