New Product Launch! Nigeria bishop ‘produces water that can see, hear, excavate buried charms, open closed doors and wombs’ (see photos of product launch)

 

This is currently trending on Facebook and other social media platforms. A Nigerian bishop has posted on Facebook what looks like new product which can “force people who forget you to remember”, among other wonders. The man of God, Bishop Sam  Zuga of House of Joy Ministries has announced a bizarre claim that he has produced water that can do the following:

  • ‘see, hear, act, heal,
  • revitalize dead businesses,
  • excavate buried charms,
  • open closed doors and wombs
  • force people who forget you to remember you,
  • give bountiful harvest,
  • open blocked brains caused by witchcraft
  • and produce millionaires among millions of people in the world.

 

Bishop Sam Zuga

Introducing Wonder water, here’s what Bishop Zuga wrote on Facebook;

‘God helped me again to make another world impact by creating another wonder of the world today at the first customised cathedral in the world by launching WORLD WONDERS WATER on 7:7 7/7/’17.

This water can see, hear, act, heal, revitalise dead businesses, excavate buried charms, open closed doors and wombs, force people who forget you to remember you, give bountiful harvest, open blocked brains caused by witchcraft and produce millionaires among millions of people in the world.

It would be accepted by all human race irrespective of colour and religion as a result of the efficacy. Thank you for your prayers. It was great this morning’

 

What do you think about this claim by the man of God?

 

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Chinenye Nwabueze

Nwabueze is a communication researcher with several years of lecturing experience in Nigerian universities.

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  1. Nwankwo onyinye grace

    Pastors of nowadays. Or better say… Pastors of end time

  2. onuigbo Ifeoma Christabel

    All this are signs of end time, God have Mercy on them.

  3. chisom Janefrances

    Is he a Catholic bishop or what?

  4. Whatever anyone thinks about it, I need this water.

    1. May be you wanted to say “I don’t need this water” but you mistakenly wrote “I need this water.” Or are you saying you didn’t make mistake?

    2. Doc.,please don’t kill me. Hahahaha
      Triple, we will get the address for you.

  5. Uzor Cecilia Ifunanya

    Hmm okay nau
    just passing by

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